One... One what? One kumquat? One ship? One incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy?* *tell me you got that...

Guys. Guys.  GUYS. GUYS.  GUYS. 100 followers!   You know what this means, right? Giveaway!   *Treskie throw...

So, I had a brilliant idea. And I went to  Amy  with this idea. "Amy!" said I, "We should vlog again. Vlogging is fun....

Or maybe just.... like they're not going to film it and put it on youtube behind your back? Hehe! Because of the extreme lack of boy...

So.  I'm back! Right, I've been meaning do this for a while, but it completely slipped my mind.  Hilda  is having a g...

Firstly! Just wanted to let you know that my letter is up on Pandy's blog! I must apologize for taking such a jolly long time to get it...

It's weird. I've been gone for a bit and then BOOM! Two posts in two days! This is unheard of   for me. Well, maybe not unheard ...