Wednesday, March 13, 2013

"I am totes adorbs for realsies!"

The title. Don't ask. It's just a quote that's been stuck in my head all  day. 

Anyway.

I'm back!!


Yes, yes, yes. 

Been a while. *ahem.*

Rough week, okay!? Stuff happened. So... blogging might be down a bit. We'll see. (I promise to get the 'braid' tutorial up soon. Just need to figure out if I want to film it or just take lots of pictures of the process. What would you rather?) I also really need to write my next letter for the Game. So.... yeah. 

I'll update you, shall I?

Two words. Tardis cookies. Yeah, okay, they're pretty light. The dye refused to go darker. 



 I did the math and realized that if I kept up the pace I'm going in school, I won't be out until the middle of... July. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! So I'm doubling up in everything. (Hence the lack of blogging.) I did four weeks of Apologetics today. Can I have a clap on the back, please!?


My sister's boss then asked for house-sitters while he was gone. 

Jacuzzi.... 
epic beds.....
Food....

And okay..... when this is the view from your back porch.....


YOU'RE DOING  IT RIGHT!!!

I made the mistake of watching the Lizzie Bennet Diaries..... They are so funny! Like seriously? I watched all the episodes in less than three days. *cough ahem* I REGRET NOTHING! I love them. They can get pretty inappropriate sometimes.... Lydia could do with some serious disciplinary action. But overall...

I frikken love Darcy.



Iidiscovered this video: Can I just say, "awesome!" Unfortunately, Holding Out For a Hero, is kind of my theme song. The lyrics are totally and completely me. 


And this video. It puts a whooole new meaning on Somebody that I used to know. So many feels!


Also this video. It has been a very, very long time since I laughed this hard. It's less than a minute long. Watch it now. Guaranteed to cheer you up.


And this picture: Don't even get me started on how much I love it. lol!



I found out that Ally Carter, who writes Heist Society and The Gallagher Girls has written a novella combing the two. *Freakout fangirl moment* 

And I finally have the last two books of the Artemis Fowl series on hold at the library. Why does the last book always come in before the second-to-last!? 


Again, I apologize for lack of posting and commenting.

And the weirdness and randomness of this post.

And the lateness of the hour.

Bye!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Literary Dinner Party!

There has been a severe lack of unique  tags in the blogosphere. But when I saw this over at Cat's blog, I  actually  wanted  to do it! It's coolio! It's a tag in which you plan a dinner party.

But here's the awesome: The guests are all characters from your favorite books!

Isn't that so cool? I mean wow!  I wouldn't have thought of that. :)

Alrighty, here are the questions.

1.) One character who likes to cook.
     Rosalind, from The Penderwicks. She's a sweetheart, and I think it would be good for her to get out.


2. One character who has money to fund the party.    I'm going to say..... HALE!!  Sure, maybe he's a bit of a thief.... and he did  bungle up a con job in Barcelona.... (even though everyone agreed that the distraction monkey seemed perfectly well trained at the time.....) But he's funny, and I like him.

If you don't know who he is, you go to the library right now, and check out Heist Society.


3. One character who might cause a scene.
    Howl. Howl would definitely cause a scene. Either with his-- and I quote-- "dazzling smile", or his green slime... or he might turn himself into a two year old and go around lisping about his "terrible childhood."


4. One character who is funny/amusing.
    Peaceable Drummond Sherwood from the Sherwood Ring. He's.... kind of an outlaw. He says things like, "How marvelous a thing, is the truth, properly manipulated!"
   What can I say? I like an outlaw.


5. One character who is super social/popular.
    Gabrielle, from Heist Society. She's pretty, blond, and extreeeemely social. She totters around in high heels and cons people. :) She grows on you.

6. One villain.
    Julian Verrers, from The Masterful Monk. He's awful. He's.... malicious and hateful, he hates God and kills people!

7. One couple (doesn't have to be romantic).
    James and Lark. They're adorable don't even really fall in love until the end of the book, and it's cute. They would bring a lot of banter to the table.


8. One hero/heroine.
    Oh..... *Treskie mentally tries sort out all her heroes* Well.... Paul Gray, from Last Crescendo is awesome. Like brilliantly, wonderfully awesome.... I decided that when I get married, I wanted to name my son Paul, after reading that book.

9. One under-appreciated character.
    Martitia Howland from They Loved to Laugh. (If you like Eight Cousins, you'll probably like this book. I personally liked it a little better, but... that's me.)


10. One character of your own choosing.
      I'm going to go all fangirly here and say, either Percy Jackson, because he's friggen awesome, and I love him. And he really does get cooler in every book. Son of Neptune, anyone? Yeeeaah. (You know I love someone when I draw pictures of them....)


      Or Christopher Chant in Conrad's Fate. He's.... hilarious.


      I have a thing for hilarious people. I like them better than boring ones. Huh. weird.


Hehehe, This was fun. It was hard, but it was fun. And seriously, who wouldn't dream of having a dinner party with all their favorite book characters at it!?

If you do this tag, let me know! I want to check out your post.

Cheers and God bless!

~Treskie




Saturday, March 2, 2013

Picture Saturday-- And a photoshoot

I recently started re-reading The Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede. They're really simple, middle grade books, (yes, I still read middle grade books. No shame!) about Princess Cimorene, who runs away to be a dragon's 'captive' princess in order get away from embroidery and etiquette, and the doom of marrying (a very dull) Prince Therandil. She then proceeds to have several distasteful encounters with wizards, (who steal magic) and discovers a plot to kill the King of the dragons.


They're funny, I like them. And I like Cimorene, she's clever, level-headed, fences, and she's not afraid of work ... and actually reminds me a bit of my older sister Laura. The only thing I don't like about her is her name.

Cimorene.

I mean... It sounds just like simmering! What's with that?! Bad.

BUT anyway, here is Cimorene, my drawing. :)



SOOOOO, Amy had this brilliant idea, to go to the Lake and have a photoshoot.

"It'll be awesome." she said. "We've never done a 'shoot by the lake before."

"Yeah!" I replied, all gung ho and up for the awesomeness, "It should be epic."

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

I'm going to quote Rhod Gilbert and say, "For the next few minutes, I'm going to come to come across as a bit of a whinging pom...."

Maybe I should mention the negative degrees. The wind. The snow. The extreme cold. Just a few little things. Hehe, it actually wasn't so bad. I think my lungs have finally thawed out! *joy*


Yeah, it was  gorgeous.

Amy!!


Amy had this great idea.... that we should take off our coats and use her shawl instead. 

Haha, Amy. Haha. :) 

Me, being the moron that I am, did not wear long sleeves that day. I'm surprised I made it off that beach without pneumonia. *grin*









By the the time we left, our hands were quite numb. The wind was biting. But I think the results were worth it.

What do you think?

Cheers!

~Treskie



Friday, March 1, 2013

Letter Five!!!!!!!

From: Miss Peggy Douglas
To: Miss Joan MacTavish
November the twenty-second, 1924


Dear Joan.

Joan, you should see the state of my drapery…and my poor, poor books! It’s a crime. There is soot everywhere and one of my windows has been shattered. It’s not so very warm out these days, and it’s a very heavy burden to have a gapping whole in your living room.

Alright, let me organize my thoughts and try to explain what’s happened.

I got a bomb in the mail. Yes, a bomb! Who would send me a bomb? I know I’ve made a few enemies during my life. But there are enemies and then there are.... enemies. I can’t think of a soul alive that hates me so much they want me dead. And that scares me.

I came home from work and there was a small, beautifully wrapped parcel in my box. There was no return address and something about it didn't seem right. I had enough foresight to mumble a Safety Spell as I ripped the wrapping paper off. Old habits from University, I guess.

There was a thundering “BOOM!”

I was thrown flat on my back, the window behind me shattered, the package flew into the air in a fiery ball and a gush of wind whooshed through the whole apartment, stirring the ashes in my fireplace into a gray snow that flittered around my apartment.

It was all over in a flash, quite literally. The box, still on fire, rolled across the floor and lit my drapery on fire as a last act of sabotage, flickered twice and hissed out.

I yanked the drape down, and smothered the flame before it could spread, but there is a massive burn in my beautiful, red cloth. Not to mention the fact that the carpet has a singed path where the box rolled and the ceiling as a great black mark on it.

 And my eyebrows are gone.

I was horribly shaken by all this. My thoughts were in a numbed state of shock. I covered the window as best I could with a blanket, curled up in the armchair by the fire and stared into the flames. I just sat and thought all night. The more I thought, the more raging mad I got.

Having my Powers suddenly change is one thing.

Getting thrown out of Uni. was one thing.

 Getting a bomb in the mail…well that’s pretty huge all by itself.

But put all these things together and it’s just too peculiar to be simple bad luck!

I made up my mind and the next morning I headed out, making a quick stop at the Library to use the Directory, and set out for 2433 Adder Street.

I took a truly rickety lift up to the tenth floor of an office building and found the office I was looking for:

Sean Stevens—Private Investigator

I squared my shoulders and went in.

The room was literally blue with smoke. It was like stepping into a dense fog. All the shades were lowered and only one desk lamp gave off a pathetic bit of light.

Sean Stevens was sitting back in his chair, feet up on the desk, arms crossed behind his head, smoking contentedly. It was too dim to make out much more than that.

   “Don’t bother knocking,” he muttered, “no one does.”
   I peered at him through the murk and tried to stop my eyes from watering.
   “Mr. Stevens?” I choked.
   “Congratulations, you can read,” he said. “Or was that just a lucky guess?”
   I glared at him. “I’d like to hire you,” I said.
   “I figured.”
   "Something is wrong with my life.’
   He smiled at that and removed the cigarette from his lips. “Well, I’m flattered. Not many people have enough faith in me to think I can fix their lives.”
   I coughed and fanned the air with my hand. “It’s a bit thick in here, don’t you think?”
   “Nonsense. It’s fake. I don’t smoke,” he said and snapped his fingers. The room was suddenly bright and clean. I could finally see Mr. Steven’s clearly. He is a short fellow with an average build and a positively youthful face. And he has the most intense brown eyes I have ever seen.
   I blinked. “Why on earth would you do such a thing?” I asked.
   “It gives the room a better atmosphere, I find.” he said frankly. “People have expectations, you see.”
   “Hmph,” I snorted. “You don’t really live up to them in this lighting,”. I was a bit jealous. You know how hard those sustained illusion spells are, Joan. That spell must have been first class for me to have believed it so completely.
   “You know, you’d be quite pretty with eyebrows,” he said smoothly and gestured to the open seat. “Sit down and tell me what seems to be the trouble, Miss…?”
   “Peggy Douglas,” I supplied, self-consciously brushing where my eyebrows should be . “As I said, I believe something is wrong with my life.”
   “I’m intrigued,” he said. “Do continue.”

   I explained everything that has happened from when my Powers shifted so suddenly, to being thrown out of Uni, to the bomb. The whole time I talked he watched me intently and nodded to himself every so often. I found it rather unnerving.

I got to the end and I shrugged. “That’s it.”

   He scratched his head thoughtfully. “I’ll take the job, Miss Douglas. And might I suggest you take the precaution of examining your mail before opening it for the foreseeable future? And you might consider caring a gun—or your weapon of choice—with you all the time, Miss Douglas. Someone is obviously out to kill you. Oh, and I fear you are cursed.”

He wouldn’t say more than that, merely quoting me his fees and promising to begin his investigation right away.

I left feeling more bewildered than I arrived.

Cursed.

What do you think, Joan? Do you think I’m cursed? I hadn’t considered that option before. People just aren’t cursed anymore these days. The Government has been so strict about such things. Why would someone risk execution to curse me?

I don’t know if I should trust Sean Stevens. But I do…just a little.

I’m sorry to spring this letter on you so, my dear. I know that you’re going to worry now, but I promise I will be very careful.

I hope you’re all settled in nicely at the Palace. Mr. Stewart sounds rather overwhelming to me. But how cleaver to enchant the castle so you can’t get lost! Now, if only they’d extend that spell over the city. I could use the help.

Write me again, soon, my dear. I do love to hear from you. It makes me feel a little less lonely.

Your friend,

Peggy

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Driving, and baking, and Whovian-isms.

So..........

It has come to this. 


So, seeing as I'm turning eighteen in about five months, I finally reconciled myself to the fact that I really need to learn how to drive. 

For most people, this is a good thing. Driving is fun! Right? Right?

WRONG!

People: I'm the girl who's terrified of the presser foot on sewing machines. (Like literally.... terrified.)

For me,  the idea of driving is like:

only Gus runs like that..... don't know how he does it. 

It doesn't really help that the car we learn to drive in is...... kind of..... well..... it's old! Okay?! It's old! It rattles and shakes and squeals and groans! It's rusty! It's embarrassing to be seen with! It's a total bomb!

But we believe that knowing how to drive a stick is a necessity.

So I will learn to drive in it. 

In this bad boy. 

This picture makes it look way more attractive than it is in real life.

*sigh*

I have killed it so many times. But hey ho. Once I'm competent and confident with it, I shall move to the automatic, which is nice... I will not be taking my driver's test with it. Thank heaven. =)


I made banana bread today. It was amazing, even if I do say so myself. Haha! So after dinner we had tea or cocoa and banana bread. And then, while I did dishes Amy took out my computer, and showed people her Pinterest boards. Most everyone crowded around to look. 


I fear my nieces have lost any chance they had at ever being normal. They are already Whovians. Singing the Doctor Who theme song.


  *snickersnort*


Poor little children, poooor little things! But seriously. That's cute stuff right there. 


Also, I may have gotten my brother addicted to the Kid Snippets. Kid Snippets are absolutely hilarious

This is for anyone who has ever helped a kid with math. 

And now I shall awa'.

Thinks to do. 

Books to read.

Worlds to save. 

Swings to.... swing on. 

Cheers!



Saturday, February 23, 2013

Picture Saturday-- which involves a lot of color.

So, I've been wanting to work on drawing landscapes for  a while now. I just keep putting it off because...... well, I'm not that great at them, and I really don't like doing stuff I'm not good at.

But I decided to go for it.

And added a wee person. 'Cause I figured..... what the heck? There's still mountains and trees and..... stuff.

















I think it turned out pretty well. *wink*

I'm really loving her skirt. She looks like she has a happy.


Cheers and cheerio!

Treskie!



Thursday, February 21, 2013

I bring you good tidings of great joy.....

SO! Guess what!! Guess what!! Guess what!!

My sister, Amy:

^^^ that one ^^^ 

is doing a giveaway, over here! Which I find to be rather brilliant because it's nice and easy to enter.... and she makes the loveliest jewelry and hair pretties. 


So yersh. Go enter. Make her day. :)

I'm still on an Eagle high.... It's surprising how many people I know had seen it and were like, "Oh yeah! I saw that! I thought it was good!" And me..... well I'm like, "You  saw  that  movie  and  you  never  TOLD  me about it!? How  are  we  even  friends??



I have not watched Doctor Who in about two weeks. I've taken to drawing the Doctor in my spare time. I need to do a better one over the weekend.( I don't much care for his face or jacket.) 


That's all!

Cheers!


Monday, February 18, 2013

In which I babble and gush.

Hello, hello, hello!!

First off! Amy posted my letter. It's here.

Secondly!! Have you ever watched a movie that leaves you feeling like you've had about three energy drinks and a bag of skittles? When you watch the movie at the perfect time for your mood and the absurd love you feel for it comes bubbling up in skittish energy? And you run around shadowboxing and squealing the name of your favorite character over and over again?

Please tell me Amy and I are not the only ones.

Because we watched The Eagle last night.


AND I LOVE THAT MOVIE! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!! *Shadowboxes.* It was so awesome! The battle scenes were awesome. The characters were awesome. The scenery was awesome. The movie  was awesome. I liked one character the teensiest bit more than the other one. But I like small people.

Esca!!

Marcus!!





Yeah. Lots of love for that movie. A kind of embarrassing amount of love since it's not really a girl movie, (a bit violent) but there you go. (It also had some of the most beautiful filmography I've ever seen. And it's in set in Britain....) *sheepish grin.*


Thirdly!! Both Kat and Alyianna tagged me!

Isn't it funny, how you can go for months without a single tag and then BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! You're hit with eight or so in a single week. Ha!

Kat got bored with the tag that was going around, so she made her own. She's like that.

Rules:

*Answer the questions
*Tell four very random things about yourself
*Nominate if you feel like it. (or essentially that.)

Kat's questions:

1.) What sort of a book would you describe yourself to be? (i.e., are you a fantasy, historical fiction, dystopian, etc?)     Um.... I'm on of those fictions that has a mix of fantasy, some snappy dialogue, and touch of insanity.

2.) What would be likelier to do? Order a coffee with a British accent, or pretend to be deaf when someone talks to you?
     Order a coffee with a British accent. Under the name River.

 3.) A total stranger comes up to you. Do you (a.) react instantly and punch him in the face before he has a chance to introduce himself? (b.) step back and wait to see if he is hostile before punching? or (c.) go all coward and run away, screaming like a banshee?
     It really depends on the situation!! Like say, for example, that a thuggish man with cauliflower ears and a bashed nose was nearing my proximity with a snappy gait I would definitely punch him in the face and run. However, if he happened to look nice and non-threatening, B would be my reaction.



4.) Would you prefer to be sick with the stomach 'flu or a shockingly bad case of strep throat?     You're killing me here. I haven't had strep that I can remember, so I'm going with that. Because I just had the flu. I would rather have faced the Silence.

5.) If YOU could be a superhero, what type would you like to be?
     Well I wouldn't be Tap Man. I'd be more the silent and deadly type. With a gun.

6.) Someone yells "Obey!" What's the first thing you think of?
     I think of Daleks screaming, "OBEY!" at each other. In harmony.

And for the four very random facts:

1.) I think the way arms are shaped is weird.
2.) I can seriously love violent action movies as long as they have a good ending.
3.) I can do the "Live long and prosper" sign with both hands.


4.) I hate (with a capital H) trying new things. New activities, new situations, new roads... Hate.


Okay!! And now I move on to Alyianna's...... Shine On award!


Rules:
*Link back to the person who nominated you: Done
*Post the badge on your blog: Done
*Answer the questions posed.
*Nominate five bloggers who shine a light on your day and notify them.
*Issue some questions you'd like them to answer

Questions!

1.) Who are your five favourite authors and why?
     
In no particular order:
     Ally Carter: because her books are hilarious. Because she can write good heroins who are tough and clever, but not obnoxious. And because her guy character tend to be really, really cool.
     Owen Francis Dudley: because he writes the best Catholic books in the history of the world
     Anthony Horowitz: Because his book are awesome.
     J.R.R. Tolkien: No explanation necessary
     Rick Riordan- because.... I like his books. Do I really need a reason? Okay. Percy. And Jason. But mostly Percy.
   
2.) If you had one day left to live, what would you do? (Oh, and it does matter how long your answer to this. A schedule for the whole day would work, too. xD But I doubt any of you will want to spend that much time on it. ;P)
     Pray. Receive the Sacraments. And.... I don't know.... spend it with my family. It would stink to have to plan your own last day to live though. Just sayin' :)

3.) What are your top twenty favourite foods? :P
     ..................................... It's Lent,  people! ALL the food sounds good right now!

4.) Which of these would you rather do?
- save the world with Percy Jackson
- spend a day riding horses and shooting targets with Merida (that red-headed princess in Brave)
- travel Middle Earth with Gandalf (you're not going to spend much time in any place, though)

     Um...... CHOICES! I hate making choices. All of them. There. Now I don't have to choose.

5.) Which of these would you rather do? 
 - work in the house with Cinderella but get to go the ball with her and end up marrying Cinderella's prince's brother
- time travel with the Doctor (I haven't watched that show...yet.)
- spend a day at home alone getting to do whatever you want to do

     Waal. Either travel with the Doctor:


OR spend a day at home alone. I love the simple stay-at-home days, where you can just relax and work on your hobbies. (but I must admit. I did not know that Cinderella ended up with a brother-in-law. That's pretty cool. But nah. I would never want to marry into royalty.)

And now, you nominees, here are my questions to you:

1.) Avengers or Batman?
2.) What is your favorite kind of dog?
3.) Bourne or Bond? (I actually have never seen a single James Bond movie. But he has a cool name.)
4.) Do you have any desire to learn how to use a gun? Sword? Bow and arrow?
5.) When watching a movie in a different language, would you rather subtitles or have it dubbed over?

And now, I will nominate. You ladies and pick which award you want. Or you can do both. Or whatever. It's up to you. :)
Rachel
Hilda
Cait and Mime