I will destroy all of the things.

I won't destroy them right now. 

But I have plans to destroy the things. All of them. 

The things will be destroyed*

*eventually. 

I have been tagged by mein Jack, because she loves me and I am her most favorite of all people.*

*lies, I was merely one of the first eleven commenters. Thanks, Jack. 

Liebster Award! *fanfare of doom*

Le Rules

Acknowledge the blogger who nominated you. 

Answer the eleven question that the blogger gives you

Give eleven random facts about yourself

Nominate eleven other bloggers and let them know

Make eleven questions for them to answer

Haaaaaaaaa I am a breaker of rules.
The rules? I shall destroy them.

So I'm going to start with the eleven random facts, because I have destroyed all the rules.

1.) IF EVERYTHING WORKS WE SHOULD HAVE WIFI BY THE WEEKEND!!!!

2.) Amy and I did a cooking vlog! Which we will post as soon as it's completely edited.... it's a how to cook pizza vlog, and I do expect all y'all to post a video response making pizza.

3.) I've suddenly become extremely fond of scones. Guys, I make the best scones.... they are light, they are fluffy, they are buttery, they are nice!

4.) I totally missed my bloggerversary. This place is three years old now, since the seventh. Yay me!

5.) I have not seen the Agent Carter finale, because Lent, but Sunday is coming, and Amy and Maria are coming over and we are going to partaaaay!

6.) There are times when I want to quit my life and devote myself to drawing, and blogging, and vlogging.

7.) I AM FINALLY READING THE LORD OF THE RINGS!

8.)  I go to places and steal WiFi and the occupants of places where WiFi is want to visit, and I cannot blog and talk at the same time.

I will destroy all of the things.

9.) Bella and I skyped with Hannah and it was fun, even though she doesn't like country music. (Next time will be less awkward for both of us XD)

10.) I'm thinking I am excessively out of shape and I need to start being healthy again. Phbbth, I hate exercising and I love cookies.

11.) I am praying that this weekend brings WiFi.... because can you imagine the fabulousness of blogging in my own house!? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Le Jack's questions of doom and destruction:

1. Have you ever listened to the Snoopy vs. The Red Baron songs? 
    Yes, they are weird and adorable and give me mental images of Snoopy on his doghouse so ha.

2. What's tatters? 
    I'm not sure if you mean tatters like torn paper or cloth... or taters, which are poh-tay-toes, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

3. What would be your opening lines to your Great American Novel? 
    "The question is," said the detective, "what were you doing with the semi-truck in the first place?"

4. Are you over Tadashi yet? 
    Is this a Big Hero 6 reference? BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FREAKING SEEN IT YET. But I have a fear for Tadashi. He's dead, isn't he?

5. How well can you crash a plane? 
    I will destroy all of the things!

6. What color are the socks you're wearing right now? 
     Black as the night.

7. What is the one thing you always carry with you and why? 
    ....I want to be all hipster and say, "My book." or "My sketch book." (which I do bring with me, frequently.) But like most of the sad populace of the world, I never leave my cellyphone behind if I can help it. It is my most favorite thing.

8. Are you six foot something with a scary nose? 
    I am a hobbit, and while my nose is sizable, I don't believe it's a scary nose.

9. What's the stupidest thing you ever done which inflicted pain on yourself? 
    I ignored my mom's warning to stay away from the edge of the bunk bed, and ended up fracturing my left wrist. I couldn't draw for a like a month.

I destroyed all of the things!

10. Do foods which don't go bad scare you?
     No, they are foods that don't go bad. I LOVE FOOD.

11. How well do you get along with cockroaches?
       I will destroy all of the cockroaches.

Here are the questions for the suckers nominees.

 1.) Will you join me in my quest to destroy all the things?

2.) Wizards or witches?

3.) Are sweet dreams made of these or are you one to disagree?

4.) Have you ever heard of Ninjago? (Apparently it's lego. I have yet to see it.)

5.) Do you collect sporks?

6.) What were your favorite toys as a kid? 

7.) If you had a choice, would you hang out with Frodo or Merry?

8.) In your opinion are ticks worse than spiders? 

9.) Sherlock meets Shawn Spencer, what is the first thing he would deduct?

10.) Can you list the fifty states? 

11.) What is your opinion on blue inked pens? Yea or nay?

Le nomineeeees. (Only three, because I have destroyed the rules.)

* Cait (Your Goddess commands you)

* Bella

* Amy

And if anyone wants to partay and do this, do so! Leave me a linky to your post! If you don't have a blog, answer in da comments.

Hopefully Picture Saturday will be up in a timely manner this week.

Treskie out.